I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
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