So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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