Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Who put my cat in the fridge?
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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