Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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