Fine. I'll sleep in my office
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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