Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I'm bleeding and have questions
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