this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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