shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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