I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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