I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
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