My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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