Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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