Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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