This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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