she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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