I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
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