so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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