I'd wear matching sweaters with you
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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