I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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