Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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