Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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