i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Randomize
