Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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