is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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