No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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