Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
this just has baby written all over it
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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