I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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