so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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