So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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