You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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