I can tuck mytits in my pants
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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