Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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