And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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