This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
If that was your dad, he is hot
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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