I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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