i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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