rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I'm sobbing to NWA
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