And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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