I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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