Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
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