You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
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