i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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