There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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