what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
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