having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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