Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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