haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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