my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
