Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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