That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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